Humorous Poem: Saggy Pants

Saggy Pants
I know a boy named Barnaby.
A fashion icon wannabe.
His pants are baggy.
Below butt saggy.
A trendsetter for all to see.

On a stroll, hoping all to glance.
Wide legged walking, to hold up pants.
They dropped to his knees,
Result of a sneeze.
Next time give suspenders a chance.

June Nash

I was driving in the city on Saturday evening when I spotted a fellow wearing his pants belted below his butt.  Yes, I said belted.  Why, when he has to walk wide legged to keep his pants from falling down, would he wear a belt?