Tag: Humor
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Poem for Tourists
Hark All Tourists Hark all tourists to lay of land! Listen close, do as I command. Blend into the culture, local, Do not be out of town yokel. Relax, ignore snags in program. Sit back and smile, say ‘no problem’. Be courteous to other mates. Put yourself in hands of the fates. Pack light, leaving…
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Poem: Expectations
Expectations Expectations set too high Will lead you to a long cry. Expect you must do it all, Quench your anguish, when you fall. Elation may to you come When your day begins to hum. So keep expectations low, Then only up will you go. June Nash I once heard that true optimists are…
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Poem about Dealing With Bad Coworkers
Work Sucks Work sucks when coworkers slack Leaving you breaking your back. Not their attitude, but yours Is key to calm inner wars. Notice, some will, that you smile And hard worker all the while. Cannot change other’s actions, They’ll keep up their distractions. Enjoy your work, ignore the slight. Not worth it, starting a…
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Poem: Perspicacious
Perspicacious Inside, washing clothes, it’s a pity. Find in pocket, serendipity. Treasure found, thought lost but most precious. Changing view with mind perspicacious.
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Poem: Stress Eating
Stress Eating – In days of yore, long ago, No place ice cream was to stow. When stressed a girl had to find Something else to ease her mind. – Whilst depressed, she had to bake, Or else shan’t partake in cake. Ease of freezer use I blame The excess pounds that I claim. – …
