Tag: Humor
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Poem: I’m A Weed
I’m A Weed – I’m a weed, hearty and strong. Went to school, didn’t belong. Teachers want us pruned and tamed. Tried to heed. To sit still aimed. – I’m a weed. My roots grew strong. Teachers said ‘Doing it wrong!’. Pushing through, inquisitive. Weeds, it seems, quite intrusive. – I’m a weed, once a…
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Poem and DP Challenge on Kids in Public
Taking a Young Lady to a Play As a special treat one fine day, I asked my daughter to a play. Granddaughter said she wants to go. Thought a while before saying no. Said yes, though she is only six. Went online and purchased three tix. My little Gwen, prim and proper, Want’s to go,…
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Poem about Pumpkin Carving
Pumpkin Carving Halloween’s coming It’s time to prepare. Carve in a pumpkin A face that will scare. Just cut off the top Dig in through the goo. Creating monsters So easy to do. Take in hand sharp knife, Carve out scary face. Of mushy insides Must leave a small trace. Adding a candle The final…
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Poem about Starting A New Workout Plan
The Workout Plan Want to lose five pounds. I shall start today Now to remember, What’d those experts say? Eat a large breakfast. Take some vitamins. Stretch before work out. If no pains, no wins. – Show up at the gym An hour per day. Get some work-out clothes, Go shop on eBay. Reduce calories,…
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Poem: Yellow
Yellow Yell! Oh, I mean whisper instead. Hide from horseman, him with no head. – Yell! No, quiet, so they don’t hear. Ghosts, goblins and vampires I fear. – Yellow, afraid, that’s how I feel. Dressed in disguise, away I steal. June Nash Inspired by WordPress’ Weekly Writing Challenge and Halloween which is coming soon.
June Nash 