Tag: Humor
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Mother’s Day Poem: Mom, Wow!
Mom, Wow! What’s her name? I will tell you “WOW!” Wake at dawn, then out of bed Pow! Fix breakfast, then tell kids “Up Now! – Worries many, tasks are not a few. Caffeine high, helps her to get through. – Pleased with life, she oft will avow. As world tips, she takes a grand…
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Poem: Weak Will
Weak Will will power is weak eating as i speak don’t feel good at all ’cause action can’t stall to see must partake I Must Have That Cake June Nash
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Poem on Mornings
Mornings Breakfast we eat Seems like trap Left feeling beat Need take a nap – An achy neck Long day ahead Oh what the heck Go back to bed – Drink some coffee This day can lick One cup, or three, May do the trick June Nash
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Humorous Poem: Saggy Pants
Saggy Pants I know a boy named Barnaby. A fashion icon wannabe. His pants are baggy. Below butt saggy. A trendsetter for all to see. – On a stroll, hoping all to glance. Wide legged walking, to hold up pants. They dropped to his knees, Result of a sneeze. Next time give suspenders a chance.…
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Poem: St Nick Stuck
St Nick Stuck There is an old man named St Nick. Whose middle has become quite thick. Down the flue he drops. Then suddenly stops. Eat too many cookies you’ll stick. June Nash If Santa got stuck in your chimney last night, be a sport and help him out so he can finish his deliveries.…
